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zeldathemes
Potterhead, Gleek, Otaku and Directioner: An aspiring translator from Buenos Aires who wants to start writing but it's hindered by procrastination. Also pretty gay.
All limitations are self-imposed
mapletaurus:

For those who confuse “could care less” and “couldn’t care less” here is the greatest unprofessional chart you will ever see.

mapletaurus:

For those who confuse “could care less” and “couldn’t care less” here is the greatest unprofessional chart you will ever see.

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princessannaofarandelle:

shining-magically:

urumera-chan:

Love Is An Open Door (No Instruments)

santino’s singing still sounds like it’s got instrumental accompaniment even when it’s acapella wtf

this is so cute cause this is what it would sound like in real life omg

poyzn:

Animals that are __________ awesome.

unityy:

litsy-kalyptica:

zubat:

Contrary to popular belief, marginalized groups actually don’t owe allies anything and aren’t obligated to praise allies just for showing basic human decency.

No but marginalized groups can’t treat allies like shit either

Yea we know, otherwise you’ll literally kill us

leviatiel:

"how can I make this about me" said the heterosexuals 

1dgaf:

no you misheard, i said i’m a niallist, i believe all external features of reality are intrinsically meaningless except for niall horan

Awesomeness of One Direction’s B stage

andbrittlebones:

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”